they call them “goosebumps” because there are little, tiny, microscopic geese living inside of you and when you’re in a cold place they think they have reached the north and they all try to get out
(via tay-quiero)
I hate hipsters. Their smug faces, vegan diet, tiny feet & sawdust bedding. No wait. Hamsters. I hate hamsters.
Vegan.?… Oh no…
how wonderful is it that we laugh because our bodies cannot contain the joy
(via cootie-touch)